HELLO KITTY'S JUDGEMENT DAY
Happy Judgement Day! Since a fellow broadcaster wants to take advantage and terrorize people with "his" Judgement Day theory here's my theory which is alot more pleasant. A- There will be no Judgment Day and B- if there is by some slight chance anyone who likes Hello Kitty will be saved. If you decide to start liking Hello Kitty just to be saved well you will be saved but your stuck with Hello Kitty for eternity so you may want to think about that. This does not apply to evil doers. Hello Kitty can only take so much.
This would be considered blasphemy if it were any other character.
Courtesy of http://dopernose.tumblr.com/post/520138482/hello-jesus
Courtesy of http://fairheartedlonelyrobots.blogspot.com/
