HELLO KITTY'S BAGGAGE ON GSN
Did I ever mention I have a personal assistant? His name is Tivo and he looks for Hello Kitty on tv when I'm not around and he's been doing a great job for me because he left Hello Kitty in some baggage for me. Hello Kitty was in the game show Baggage on GSN and I found it appalling that the guy dismissed the girl with the Hello Kitty storage unit first. As if carrying a breast implant around with you all day and using baby wipes on yourself every minute was normal. She even had a Hello Kitty necklace on but I have to ask why the hell is Hello Kitty in a storage unit and not in a room dedicated to her for all to see? It seems like she may have a little more "baggage" then what is lead to believe.
Not too mention Jerry Springer the host couldn't say Hello Kitty correctly. He said the hello part as if he was saying hello to someone. I should go on his show and start a fist fight over Hello Kitty.